w4sex — dating profile

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

5h

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

15h

Thin skinny chicks are much better in

bed, a theory I've now thoroughly tested thanks to that "KinkyPeopleMeet" dating app. Swiping right exclusively on the slender ones paid off when I matched with you—a little slip of a thing I could easily maneuver. Last… Continue →

2d

The conversation on the app was filthy,

exactly what I was looking for. She didn't beat around the bush. Her profile picture was a shot of her in a low-cut top, but her personality was even more revealing. We talked about what we liked, what we wanted, and… Continue →

3d

Fucking 3 girls at the same time

is the kind of thing that starts as a joke on a dating app but somehow becomes your reality. I'd matched with them separately on Feeld - two were listed as a couple looking for a third, and the third was their friend… Continue →

4d