w4sex — first date

My gf of 2 years broke up

with me last week and now I'm trying to find a good dating app for raw, no-strings revenge sex. I'm done with the nice guy shit. I want the sluttiest version of Tinder or Feeld possible — the kind where girls are openly… Continue →

2d

I use dating apps for the sole

intention of bringing young men to my home for sex. I'm not there for dates, conversation, or seeing where it goes. As soon as I match with a hot guy in his early 20s, I steer the chat straight to the point. A few… Continue →

1w

Getting older sucks and it's much harder

to find a girl to date. In my 20s I could fuck up, be broke, act immature, and still have decent options. Now I’m staring down the barrel of my 30s and it feels like the window is slamming shut. Most women my age want… Continue →

1w

The first thing she said when we

hooked up was Holy shit… is that even real? She was staring down at my thick, heavy cock like she couldn't believe it was attached to me. Her eyes went wide, mouth slightly open, and she actually laughed in shock before… Continue →

2w

Everytime a girl messages me on the

app I instantly get hard imagining her sending me nudes within the first few texts. I reply fast, keep it flirty, and push for pics like it’s a game I always win. Half the time they deliver — tits, ass, or a sneaky… Continue →

4w

There's some random lady on Tinder that

is stalking me. We matched like two weeks ago, chatted for maybe ten minutes, and I politely unmatched because she seemed way too intense right away. Since then she's made like five new profiles just to message me… Continue →

1mo

My dick gets hard like 20 times

a day so dating apps are important to me because they’re basically my lifeline for quick relief. Every random boner at work, in the car, while grocery shopping turns into this urgent itch that needs scratching. Swiping… Continue →

1mo

The last guy I dated wouldn't eat

me out so I had to punish him. We were making out on his couch and I was already so fucking wet, grinding on his lap, but when I pushed his head down between my legs he actually pulled back and said “nah I don’t really… Continue →

1mo

I'm such a fucking nympho lol last

weekend i was at my friend's house for a small party and i ended up in the guest bedroom with the door cracked open just a tiny bit. there was this couple in the living room who thought everyone had left… they started… Continue →

1mo

My first app date was supposed to

be casual, but it turned into a comedy of errors. We matched, talked for two days, and decided to meet at his place. The moment I walked in, his massive dog jumped on me, knocking over a vase that shattered everywhere.… Continue →

1mo

So I have been exchanging nudes with

this chick for over 2 months now on a sexting app called trade nudes and I'm starting to feel more connected to her than I expected. At first it was just physical, but now we talk about our days, our stress, our hopes.… Continue →

1mo

Took this girl I met to a

hotel and couldn't get a boner for anything. She was hot, into me, and the room was nice, but my dick might as well have been a sock full of sand. I have to confess, I'm terrified it's not just a one-time thing. I'm… Continue →

1mo

You'd be surprised how many old ladies

use dating apps these days. I know I was. I swiped right on Margaret thinking it would be a polite, maybe even boring, coffee date. She was 72, a retired librarian with a kind smile and pictures of her prize-winning… Continue →

2mo

The last time I had sex with

someone new, twenty minutes was spent in my bathroom before the date staring down my own penis and delivering what I can only describe as a pre-game motivational speech usually reserved for nervous athletes before the… Continue →

2mo

Fucked my first cougar that I met

on a dating app, and I think I accidentally dated my way into a new species of human. Her profile said "48 and fabulous," which I now know is ancient code for "I have the energy of a coked-up squirrel and the libido of… Continue →

2mo

The last girl I dated had some

deep fetishes. I'll never forgot her saying.. Let's debate whether it's hotter to tease each other all night until we're shaking with anticipation, or to skip straight to the part where your pushing me up against the… Continue →

2mo

Me and my buddy like to go

the bars and pickup one girl to bring home for sex. It's a system, he's the bait, the charming one with the easy laugh who buys the drinks and makes her feel like the only person in the room. I'm the closer, the quiet… Continue →

2mo

Since I'm impotent and can no longer

get an erection, I let my wife use dating apps to meet men to bring over to the house and fuck. At first, it was just about letting her get off. A few hours before the meet, I'll start cleaning the house meticulously,… Continue →

2mo

I never make the first move. But

your profile changed that rule tonight. That picture of you in the red dress, barely covering your curves, your lips parted slightly like you were caught mid-moan... fuck. I messaged you, and now here we are, your… Continue →

2mo

My dating profile is a work of

strategic chaos, a carefully constructed trap I've laid to weed out the unworthy. The main photo is a shot of me holding a massive catfish. I have this tiny smear on my face that I tell people is fish guts. It's a test.… Continue →

2mo

I hooked up with this weird girl

from the app fuckdate. Her profile was just a blurry picture of a ceiling fan and the word "yes." I should have known right then. She showed up at my door wearing a raincoat, but it wasn't raining. Inside, she was… Continue →

3mo

My last date started going sideways the

moment I saw her standing by the soda machine, looking as out of place as a ballet dancer at a monster truck rally. I'd suggested McDonald's because it was cheap, casual, and, most importantly, I was broke. She'd agreed… Continue →

3mo

I just recently got divorced from a

14 year marriage and kinda struggling finding a date. Bars and stuff like that don't seem to work for me lol, I'm not that attractive to women. Loosing a few pounds might help. Still going thru a bunch of apps right now… Continue →

3mo

So last night rolled around, and I

was fresh out of fucks to give about anything that didn't involve a happy hour and a guaranteed score. My phone buzzed. Instabang. A new match. Her profile pic was pure gold—all teeth and a bikini that was probably… Continue →

3mo

I make a habit out of setting

up online dates and cancelling. It's my real hobby, honestly. My art form. The build-up is everything. I'll spend an hour crafting the perfect witty texts, picking out a shirt that says "I tried, but not too hard," and… Continue →

3mo

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

3mo

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

3mo

Dated this black hottie I found on

the bootycallz app and the connection was electric in a way I hadn't anticipated. What was supposed to be a straightforward, no-strings-attached hookup turned into hours of conversation, her laugh echoing in my… Continue →

3mo

The weekend was awesome! Met 2 girls

on separate occasions and ended up taking them both back to my place at different times. The first one, a fiery redhead, barely made it through the door before I had her pinned against the wall, my hands sliding up her… Continue →

3mo