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You'd be surprised how many old ladies

use dating apps these days. I know I was. I swiped right on Margaret thinking it would be a polite, maybe even boring, coffee date. She was 72, a retired librarian with a kind smile and pictures of her prize-winning… Continue →

2d

Fucked my first cougar that I met

on a dating app, and I think I accidentally dated my way into a new species of human. Her profile said "48 and fabulous," which I now know is ancient code for "I have the energy of a coked-up squirrel and the libido of… Continue →

4d

Since I'm impotent and can no longer

get an erection, I let my wife use dating apps to meet men to bring over to the house and fuck. At first, it was just about letting her get off. A few hours before the meet, I'll start cleaning the house meticulously,… Continue →

1w

My libido is a runaway freight train,

and most days, I'm just hanging on for dear life. It's not a cute, playful "I'm feeling a little frisky" kind of thing. It's a constant, low-grade hum under my skin that turns into a full-blown roar if I go more than 24… Continue →

2w

The last girl I met off a

dating app gave me an STD, and the irony is that the burning sensation I started feeling a week later was less painful than the realization of how carelessly I'd thrown away my health. We'd used a condom for… Continue →

3w

For ninety-three days I've gone through a

period of sexual abstinence. I'd sworn off all sexual activity, convinced it would clear my mind and help me focus on personal growth. What it actually did was make me intensely aware of every phallic-shaped vegetable… Continue →

4w

Thin skinny chicks are much better in

bed, a theory I've now thoroughly tested thanks to that "KinkyPeopleMeet" dating app. Swiping right exclusively on the slender ones paid off when I matched with you—a little slip of a thing I could easily maneuver. Last… Continue →

1mo

Fucking 3 girls at the same time

is the kind of thing that starts as a joke on a dating app but somehow becomes your reality. I'd matched with them separately on Feeld - two were listed as a couple looking for a third, and the third was their friend… Continue →

1mo