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Me and my buddy like to go

the bars and pickup one girl to bring home for sex. It's a system, he's the bait, the charming one with the easy laugh who buys the drinks and makes her feel like the only person in the room. I'm the closer, the quiet… Continue →

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Was supposed to hookup with tinder match

last night but she was a noshow. Classic. I had already done the whole pre-game ritual, too. The tactical shower, the strategic spritz of cologne that says "I put in effort but I'm not trying too hard," and the mental… Continue →

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