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Been sexting with this 42yr old lady,

and our conversations have devolved into the most depraved, detailed exchanges I've ever had. She doesn't just talk about fucking either! She describes in exquisite, filthy detail how she wants to tie my hands behind my… Continue →

20h

The girl I was with last night

really likes her sex toys! Before I even touched her, she laid out an impressive collection on the nightstand: vibrating dildos in various sizes, a curved glass wand, anal beads, and a wand massager with a rabbit… Continue →

3d

The last girl I met off a

dating app gave me an STD, and the irony is that the burning sensation I started feeling a week later was less painful than the realization of how carelessly I'd thrown away my health. We'd used a condom for… Continue →

5d

Was supposed to hookup with tinder match

last night but she was a noshow. Classic. I had already done the whole pre-game ritual, too. The tactical shower, the strategic spritz of cologne that says "I put in effort but I'm not trying too hard," and the mental… Continue →

1w

For ninety-three days I've gone through a

period of sexual abstinence. I'd sworn off all sexual activity, convinced it would clear my mind and help me focus on personal growth. What it actually did was make me intensely aware of every phallic-shaped vegetable… Continue →

2w

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

2w

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

2w

Dated this black hottie I found on

the bootycallz app and the connection was electric in a way I hadn't anticipated. What was supposed to be a straightforward, no-strings-attached hookup turned into hours of conversation, her laugh echoing in my… Continue →

3w