w4sex — tinder

There's some random lady on Tinder that

is stalking me. We matched like two weeks ago, chatted for maybe ten minutes, and I politely unmatched because she seemed way too intense right away. Since then she's made like five new profiles just to message me… Continue →

2w

I still love swiping through tinder, even

though I'm in a committed relationship. It's almost become a nightly ritual that feels harmless but deeply deceptive. After my girlfriend falls asleep, I'll lie in the dark mindlessly flicking through profiles. It's not… Continue →

1mo

Was supposed to hookup with tinder match

last night but she was a noshow. Classic. I had already done the whole pre-game ritual, too. The tactical shower, the strategic spritz of cologne that says "I put in effort but I'm not trying too hard," and the mental… Continue →

2mo

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

2mo

The last girl I hooked up with

on tinder was a complete mess. When I pulled her panties down, I got a strange whiff of something? I was like, I'll let you suck my dick but we ain't fucking! She gave me this weird look but took me up on the offer… Continue →

2mo

Found this girl on Tinder a few

months back and she looked incredible in her photos, but in person she was even better. We met for drinks and the chemistry was immediate - her hand kept finding my thigh under the table, and every time she laughed,… Continue →

2mo