w4sex — late night texts

The last guy I dated wouldn't eat

me out so I had to punish him. We were making out on his couch and I was already so fucking wet, grinding on his lap, but when I pushed his head down between my legs he actually pulled back and said “nah I don’t really… Continue →

2d

i'm 28 and last night was actually

insane… i was laying on my bed with my legs spread so fucking wide, heart pounding already. he was right between my thighs just staring at my pussy like he was starving. i was already dripping wet before he even touched… Continue →

4d

Took this girl I met to a

hotel and couldn't get a boner for anything. She was hot, into me, and the room was nice, but my dick might as well have been a sock full of sand. I have to confess, I'm terrified it's not just a one-time thing. I'm… Continue →

2w

I still love swiping through tinder, even

though I'm in a committed relationship. It's almost become a nightly ritual that feels harmless but deeply deceptive. After my girlfriend falls asleep, I'll lie in the dark mindlessly flicking through profiles. It's not… Continue →

2w

The last time I had sex with

someone new, twenty minutes was spent in my bathroom before the date staring down my own penis and delivering what I can only describe as a pre-game motivational speech usually reserved for nervous athletes before the… Continue →

3w

Fucked my first cougar that I met

on a dating app, and I think I accidentally dated my way into a new species of human. Her profile said "48 and fabulous," which I now know is ancient code for "I have the energy of a coked-up squirrel and the libido of… Continue →

3w

The last girl I dated had some

deep fetishes. I'll never forgot her saying.. Let's debate whether it's hotter to tease each other all night until we're shaking with anticipation, or to skip straight to the part where your pushing me up against the… Continue →

4w

My libido is a runaway freight train,

and most days, I'm just hanging on for dear life. It's not a cute, playful "I'm feeling a little frisky" kind of thing. It's a constant, low-grade hum under my skin that turns into a full-blown roar if I go more than 24… Continue →

1mo

I never make the first move. But

your profile changed that rule tonight. That picture of you in the red dress, barely covering your curves, your lips parted slightly like you were caught mid-moan... fuck. I messaged you, and now here we are, your… Continue →

1mo

Been sexting with this 42yr old lady,

and our conversations have devolved into the most depraved, detailed exchanges I've ever had. She doesn't just talk about fucking either! She describes in exquisite, filthy detail how she wants to tie my hands behind my… Continue →

1mo

Met the hottest female ever Friday night,

a woman so ridiculously beautiful it was almost intimidating, with this wild mane of curly hair and eyes that seemed to hold a wicked intelligence. We met at a cocktail bar, and within minutes, the flirty small talk… Continue →

1mo

The girl I was with last night

really likes her sex toys! Before I even touched her, she laid out an impressive collection on the nightstand: vibrating dildos in various sizes, a curved glass wand, anal beads, and a wand massager with a rabbit… Continue →

1mo

The last girl I met off a

dating app gave me an STD, and the irony is that the burning sensation I started feeling a week later was less painful than the realization of how carelessly I'd thrown away my health. We'd used a condom for… Continue →

1mo

Every night around 10 or so, my

phone dings, and it's her. Her profile picture is a tasteful shot of her smiling in a garden, but I know the woman behind it. She's 60, married, and she tells me everything. It started innocently enough on the app. We… Continue →

1mo

I hooked up with this weird girl

from the app fuckdate. Her profile was just a blurry picture of a ceiling fan and the word "yes." I should have known right then. She showed up at my door wearing a raincoat, but it wasn't raining. Inside, she was… Continue →

1mo

Was supposed to hookup with tinder match

last night but she was a noshow. Classic. I had already done the whole pre-game ritual, too. The tactical shower, the strategic spritz of cologne that says "I put in effort but I'm not trying too hard," and the mental… Continue →

1mo

For ninety-three days I've gone through a

period of sexual abstinence. I'd sworn off all sexual activity, convinced it would clear my mind and help me focus on personal growth. What it actually did was make me intensely aware of every phallic-shaped vegetable… Continue →

1mo

I have three girls on the hook

that I've met online, and honestly, wrangling them is my new favorite sport. It's less about romance and more about being a master strategist in a very low-stakes, high-reward game of human chess. There's the… Continue →

1mo

So last night rolled around, and I

was fresh out of fucks to give about anything that didn't involve a happy hour and a guaranteed score. My phone buzzed. Instabang. A new match. Her profile pic was pure gold—all teeth and a bikini that was probably… Continue →

1mo

I make a habit out of setting

up online dates and cancelling. It's my real hobby, honestly. My art form. The build-up is everything. I'll spend an hour crafting the perfect witty texts, picking out a shirt that says "I tried, but not too hard," and… Continue →

1mo

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

2mo

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

2mo

Thin skinny chicks are much better in

bed, a theory I've now thoroughly tested thanks to that "KinkyPeopleMeet" dating app. Swiping right exclusively on the slender ones paid off when I matched with you—a little slip of a thing I could easily maneuver. Last… Continue →

2mo

Dated this black hottie I found on

the bootycallz app and the connection was electric in a way I hadn't anticipated. What was supposed to be a straightforward, no-strings-attached hookup turned into hours of conversation, her laugh echoing in my… Continue →

2mo

The weekend was awesome! Met 2 girls

on separate occasions and ended up taking them both back to my place at different times. The first one, a fiery redhead, barely made it through the door before I had her pinned against the wall, my hands sliding up her… Continue →

2mo

Fucking 3 girls at the same time

is the kind of thing that starts as a joke on a dating app but somehow becomes your reality. I'd matched with them separately on Feeld - two were listed as a couple looking for a third, and the third was their friend… Continue →

2mo

I hooked up with an old lady

on AFF that was actually cute and we ended up back at her place. She didn't waste any time, pushing me against the door and grinding her hips against me while her tongue explored my mouth. Her hands were everywhere,… Continue →

2mo