w4sex — late night texts

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

5h

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

15h

Thin skinny chicks are much better in

bed, a theory I've now thoroughly tested thanks to that "KinkyPeopleMeet" dating app. Swiping right exclusively on the slender ones paid off when I matched with you—a little slip of a thing I could easily maneuver. Last… Continue →

2d

Dated this black hottie I found on

the bootycallz app and the connection was electric in a way I hadn't anticipated. What was supposed to be a straightforward, no-strings-attached hookup turned into hours of conversation, her laugh echoing in my… Continue →

2d

The weekend was awesome! Met 2 girls

on separate occasions and ended up taking them both back to my place at different times. The first one, a fiery redhead, barely made it through the door before I had her pinned against the wall, my hands sliding up her… Continue →

3d

Fucking 3 girls at the same time

is the kind of thing that starts as a joke on a dating app but somehow becomes your reality. I'd matched with them separately on Feeld - two were listed as a couple looking for a third, and the third was their friend… Continue →

4d

I hooked up with an old lady

on AFF that was actually cute and we ended up back at her place. She didn't waste any time, pushing me against the door and grinding her hips against me while her tongue explored my mouth. Her hands were everywhere,… Continue →

5d