w4sex — late night texts

Been sexting with this 42yr old lady,

and our conversations have devolved into the most depraved, detailed exchanges I've ever had. She doesn't just talk about fucking either! She describes in exquisite, filthy detail how she wants to tie my hands behind my… Continue →

20h

Met the hottest female ever Friday night,

a woman so ridiculously beautiful it was almost intimidating, with this wild mane of curly hair and eyes that seemed to hold a wicked intelligence. We met at a cocktail bar, and within minutes, the flirty small talk… Continue →

2d

The girl I was with last night

really likes her sex toys! Before I even touched her, she laid out an impressive collection on the nightstand: vibrating dildos in various sizes, a curved glass wand, anal beads, and a wand massager with a rabbit… Continue →

3d

The last girl I met off a

dating app gave me an STD, and the irony is that the burning sensation I started feeling a week later was less painful than the realization of how carelessly I'd thrown away my health. We'd used a condom for… Continue →

5d

Every night around 10 or so, my

phone dings, and it's her. Her profile picture is a tasteful shot of her smiling in a garden, but I know the woman behind it. She's 60, married, and she tells me everything. It started innocently enough on the app. We… Continue →

1w

I hooked up with this weird girl

from the app fuckdate. Her profile was just a blurry picture of a ceiling fan and the word "yes." I should have known right then. She showed up at my door wearing a raincoat, but it wasn't raining. Inside, she was… Continue →

1w

Was supposed to hookup with tinder match

last night but she was a noshow. Classic. I had already done the whole pre-game ritual, too. The tactical shower, the strategic spritz of cologne that says "I put in effort but I'm not trying too hard," and the mental… Continue →

1w

For ninety-three days I've gone through a

period of sexual abstinence. I'd sworn off all sexual activity, convinced it would clear my mind and help me focus on personal growth. What it actually did was make me intensely aware of every phallic-shaped vegetable… Continue →

2w

I have three girls on the hook

that I've met online, and honestly, wrangling them is my new favorite sport. It's less about romance and more about being a master strategist in a very low-stakes, high-reward game of human chess. There's the… Continue →

2w

So last night rolled around, and I

was fresh out of fucks to give about anything that didn't involve a happy hour and a guaranteed score. My phone buzzed. Instabang. A new match. Her profile pic was pure gold—all teeth and a bikini that was probably… Continue →

2w

I make a habit out of setting

up online dates and cancelling. It's my real hobby, honestly. My art form. The build-up is everything. I'll spend an hour crafting the perfect witty texts, picking out a shirt that says "I tried, but not too hard," and… Continue →

2w

My date last night was a fuckn

disaster. It started the second I walked into the restaurant and saw she had used her profile picture from at least fifty pounds and a decade ago. Not just a little older, but like she had time-traveled from the future… Continue →

2w

So I was fucking around on that

LickToLike app, the one where you swipe right to lick and left to like. Dumbest shit ever but it is better than Tinder at this point. Swiping through endless profiles of basic bitches and then I see her. Some chick, 22.… Continue →

2w

Thin skinny chicks are much better in

bed, a theory I've now thoroughly tested thanks to that "KinkyPeopleMeet" dating app. Swiping right exclusively on the slender ones paid off when I matched with you—a little slip of a thing I could easily maneuver. Last… Continue →

3w

Dated this black hottie I found on

the bootycallz app and the connection was electric in a way I hadn't anticipated. What was supposed to be a straightforward, no-strings-attached hookup turned into hours of conversation, her laugh echoing in my… Continue →

3w

The weekend was awesome! Met 2 girls

on separate occasions and ended up taking them both back to my place at different times. The first one, a fiery redhead, barely made it through the door before I had her pinned against the wall, my hands sliding up her… Continue →

3w

Fucking 3 girls at the same time

is the kind of thing that starts as a joke on a dating app but somehow becomes your reality. I'd matched with them separately on Feeld - two were listed as a couple looking for a third, and the third was their friend… Continue →

3w

I hooked up with an old lady

on AFF that was actually cute and we ended up back at her place. She didn't waste any time, pushing me against the door and grinding her hips against me while her tongue explored my mouth. Her hands were everywhere,… Continue →

3w